a glitch in time

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body

(via darziel)

we spent an hour or two just laughing at fucking infomertial gifs until tears were in eyes and tempo was practically suffocating on his own breath

of course i was exhausted all day and now that its nearing midnight im not tired at all

thinking if i should take a break or not

probably not

or if i do i should say something so bro doesnt wake up next to whothefuckever

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via peregrinkisses)

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

(Source: basedgosh, via just-some-small-guy)

cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk 

(via beyoncebeytwice)